Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Let's get ready to RUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAAAAAAY back in the day...

Cha Cha
Oh - and please block out the weekend of 00/00/20**. It's (redacted).

Me
Ok.

For?

Cha Cha
Wedding. If you're going to be in it, I will need you there.

That's right... Its official. For the first time EVER I will be a BRIDESMAID!

*gasp! A smattering of applause is heard*

 No, really! This is a big thing to me considering up until a few weeks ago, I had never even BEEN to a wedding where I wasn't related to one of the parties who were getting married. To make this even more awesome, Cha-ster is my former TAG TEAM PARTNER! Yeah. That's her in the picture walking to the ring with me.

Even better?!? I get to help Cha Cha plan everything. Why you ask? Well, here are just a couple reasons...
  1. My keen eye for color and design
  2. My incredible fashion sense
  3. My Type-A personality and perfectionism
  4. My badass organizational skills
  5. I am easily bribed and/or subdued with bacon, coffee and Sailor Jerry
Do you wanna know what's even better than getting to be a bridesmaid and wedding planner?!?

*crickets chirp*

*Bueller? Buller?*

I have permission to write about the entire process and potentially embarrass the SHIT out of Cha Cha if she goes all Bridezilla on me! As I will be allowing her to guest post, she has the potential to do the same to me. Needless to say, this will be an adventure...

Why? Because I haven't a fucking CLUE what I am doing.